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BUMP IN THE ROAD!

4/21/2017

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We're staying at a nice RV park in Coos Bay, Oregon. On April 21 at 3:30 in the morning, we're awakened by a man standing in the doorway of our bedroom yelling "Gimme your fucking wallets!" Before we could react or even respond, he assaulted us with a large stick first hitting Ron, then whacking Mike over the head and breaking the stick he used as a weapon. When he did that, Ron went ballistic, started fighting with him and eventually wrangled him outside. He then calmly walked away. Ron then set off the car alarm and called 911.
We assume he was a drug addict (we're guessing Meth since he was acting maniacal and not in a normal state of mind). We didn't hear him break in (our TV was still on) nor did Gaylord bark. It was a random act and we don't believe it was premeditated or a hate crime. We actually think he was surprised to find two old queens as opposed to your typical trailer park couple.
We were both injured, our coach was in something of a bloody mess and some things were broken. Police and ambulances arrived fairly quickly and we were taken to the hospital. Ron had two bad cuts, one above his eye and one on the head which required stitches and staples. Mike had a large cut on his forehead (ten stitches) and a mild concussion. He also suffered some minor cuts and bruises as he had lost his balance on the steps and fell while exiting the coach due to impaired sight from the blood in his eyes.
The local police and park management were extremely professional and helpful in our recovery and crime investigation. In the 21-year history of the park, although they've had some thefts, this was the first incident of this type. The police got DNA and fingerprint evidence and they're confident they'll eventually catch the perpetrator.
The local police and park management increased nightime surveillance and we weren't afraid to stay put while we healed our wounds, contacted our insurance.
We are both doing fine now and back to enjoying our incredible RV adventure. No PTSD - yet. In hindsight, we'll make sure our deadbolt is thrown and we'll keep car keys next to our bed to set off the car alarm in an emergency. We won't buy a gun. This could have happened to anyone, anywhere, including back home in our house in Wilton Manors. Drug addiction is everywhere and we were lucky there wasn't a more lethal weapon available to either the addict or us. Stay safe out there!  Update note:  We were going to delete this blog entry, but decided after some discussion to keep it as it is part of the history of our trip.  We also wanted to make those that read this blog, America has a drug problem, and we all need to be diligent!  This not a localized problem, this could have happened anywhere!
5 Comments
Steve Johnson
5/22/2017 06:35:29 pm

Wow, Guys. So sorry this happened, and SO GLAD it was not anything worse. Whew! Words fail me. Good thing you are tough and scared the butthole off AND that you filed a police report. I think you are correct, it didn't sound like a hate crime to me, either. Hope they deal with this guy before he does any more harm to others and kudos to the police, for sure, for their quick response, taking fingerprints and DNA, and to your RV park for increasing security now. Time for a few deep breaths and a door bolt. Happy Trails from now on! XOXOXO

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Vick Nichols
5/22/2017 07:59:13 pm

WOW that sounds like more than just a "Bump In The Road" I was thinking maybe an accident or flat tire - not a home invasion!! So glad you both are doing better, the pictures look so painful and I am so so sorry you had to go through this. Love you guys!!

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Michael
5/22/2017 08:15:52 pm

First! I'm so happy and thankful that you both are fine and safe! Secondly! I could ring your necks for not calling me and telling me what happened. You are my family, my best of the best and to read what happen just brought me to tears. I understand your blogging and enjoying the times of your life's but don't you ever let me find out through a blog that the people I love are harmed in anyway. You can delete this after you read it but Michael and Ron, I love you guys, Michael, you have been a part of my for 33 years and I'm sorry I'm pissed I found out this way but my Italian blood boiled over a tad when I read your blog. Forgive me boys for being upset but I can't say it enough, we are family, you should have called me . Ok, I'm done now. Baby's done bitching lol. So how's the weather😘
I love you guys and I'll call soon

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Myndi
5/22/2017 08:52:09 pm

I'm happy to hear that you're both okay, but what a scary thing to happen. You both look happy and healthy in photos after the bump. A big relief. I choose to imagine you like that. Take care, be safe and continue to have fun. Hugs.

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Kristin
5/23/2017 10:42:40 am

It breaks my heart to see these photos. We are so grateful you are both okay and able to continue on your epic adventure. We miss you and love you so much. Love and hugs. xoxo

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